me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce


Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

baby: m -m-m-
mom: meet my in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
baby: mom wtf
bullterrierlove:

JONAS #instapet #instadog #ebt #bullterrier #bully #redbull @bulliesofinstagram @english_bull_terriers @dogswithattitude by TheRoobv on Flickr.
skreetfighter:

when u nut and shawty keep suckin

skreetfighter:

when u nut and shawty keep suckin

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
niknak79:

Andre is not a happy camper


andrealessi is this you?

niknak79:

Andre is not a happy camper

andrealessi is this you?